mrcraabs:

i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to go don’t tell anyone about this

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Tags: stickers me

fuckyeahreactions:

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Tags: commercials me

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lusilly:

carter pls

lusilly:

carter pls

Tags: me hawkman

ishapoopyface:

give me your lunch money

ishapoopyface:

give me your lunch money

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ifc:

jakefogelnest:

Thank you for choosing the Internet. 

Please take note of how well Jake internets.

ifc:

jakefogelnest:

Thank you for choosing the Internet. 

Please take note of how well Jake internets.

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Tags: tron 80s retro me

jetstreamsam:

lordengliish:

jetstreamsam:

swag is for boys. class is for *spaghetti falls out of my pockets* fuck *slips in puddle of spaghetti* fuck *tries to stand and slips again, sending spaghetti flying everywhere* fuck

why did you have spaghetti in your pockets

well you see the reason is *slips in the spaghetti puddle again* fuck

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Tags: me cwacom

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Tags: me robin rip

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Tags: babies me

clumsypowersactivate:

I don’t need to get out of here at all

clumsypowersactivate:

I don’t need to get out of here at all

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Tags: pun me

suckmygrayson asked: You've been tagged! /post/40151519758/i-was-tagged

oh dang it ok

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer all the questions from the person who tagged you and post them. Also write 11 new questions.

Rule 3: Tag 11 more people and put a link in their ask boxes.

Rule 4: You can’t answer questions unless you were tagged by the poster.

Rule 5: Tag the person who tagged you.

Rule 6: It’s gonna be a vicious circle then, haha.

1. What’s your favorite color?

—purple

2. Do you have a nickname? If not, what nickname you wish you could have?

—mitchy (no i don’t like it)

3.Last movie you watched?

—uuh…Django Unchained?

4. A movie/book you want to watch/read someday?

—SUPERHERO MOVIES OBVIOUSLY. Also trying to read lord of the rings and Life of Pi

5.Favorite fictional character?

—Dick Grayson, though Bruce and Damian come at a close tied for second

6.Your favorite quote?

—shoot, i have a whole microsoft word filled with quotes, idk

whatever gonna go religious guys “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” -John 3:16

7.Your favorite game?

—The Game that you just lost

8.What’d you get for Christmas?

—a joanns giftcard, a fandango giftcard, JLA Doom, JLA cups (sans wonder woman ;n; she is ALWAYS cut out of jla things, WHY), sewing scissors (left handed tho, had to switch them out) and other cool stuff idk

9.A language you’d like to learn?

—i dunno, i’ve learned spanish but being fluent in it would be nice

10.Your favorite place in the world?

—our cabin on a lake

11.A place you’d like to visit.

—italy

QUESTIONS:

  1. favorite book
  2. how many internet tabs do you have open right now?
  3. what is/are your parent/guardians’ middle name(s)
  4. favorite fantasy animal
  5. dream occupation
  6. what’s your new year’s resolution
  7. what color is the sky right now
  8. favorite pairing
  9. least favorite pairing
  10. favorite superhero
  11. favorite villian

whoa look at these quality questions omg


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