excuse me you have a spine and ribs and gravity you can’t just…i…
i cant stop watching
This is the most graceful thing I have ever seen.
(via lochnessy591)
Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.
For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright
Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.
And yes, she is always this cute.
she’s back and as friggin’ adorable as ever
I have the biggest crush on her. so glad shes back on my dash
one day i hope to look that good in a singlet and pull that kinda weight.
(Source: chikcs, via hajikelist)
- China: Everything. Must. Be. Perfect.
- Great Britain: LET'S HAVE GILDEROY LOCKHART START THIS MOTHER FUCKER THEN SET FIRE TO THE FUCKING RAIN AND THEN WE'LL PARACHUTE THE QUEEN OUT WITH JAMES BOND. HEY! WHY NOT HAVE JK ROWLING READ THE WHOLE WORLD A STORY THEN MAKE A HUGE ASS VOLDEMORT APPEAR??? FUCK HOW ABOUT DURING THE CLOSING CEREMONY LET'S MAKE RUSSEL BRAND DRESS UP AS WILLY WONKA THEN SHOW BORIS DANCING AND WHY NOT MAKE THE FACE OF LENNON USING PAPER OR SOMETHING AND FREDDIE MERCURY CAN SING THE CROWD TO TEARS THEN WHY NOT BRING OUT THE SPICE GIRLS BECAUSE REASONS. HEY WHY DON'T WE ALSO ADD SOME INDIANS THROWING POWDER AT ERIC IDLE?
- Brazil: ..... shit
Dick is Flawless.
(Source: haaaveyoumetted, via hajikelist)
In case they’re not offering you a translation:
that song says “aquele abraço”, which means “that hug”
basically,
they’re all verbally hugging britain
yeah
(via suckmygrayson)
Plot twist: Kanye West shows up and says the athletes didn’t deserve their medals.
(Source: derek-stepan, via suckmygrayson)
