Our Father Who Art On Earth

dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

(via hannasedai)

smilingemoticon:

tumble has been boguh t by yahooie. sherlockinas grab your jawns. supernaturlies grab the peppe r and ketchup. doctorwhoians get your time screwdriving. avengings regro up. we will not lose this war

(via not-feeling-the--aster)

the-dandelion-wish:

break up lines: I don’t ship us

we’re my notp

we’re no longer canon 

we’re canoff

we’re cannot

we can still be a brotp

this ship is sinking

it was just a social experiment

I murdered your cat.

(Source: hipstercircle, via not-feeling-the--aster)

merriamwebsterdictionary:

“this site is a non-judgemental community!!!!!!!!!!”

(Source: h4tsunemiku, via hannasedai)

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

(via not-feeling-the--aster)

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

(via not-feeling-the--aster)

b0oobs:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

letstalkaboutdisney:

when he was a young warthog 

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG

very nice

thanks

(via not-feeling-the--aster)

sunjolras:

so like

if you ever want to unfollow me

for literally any reason

you can do that

i want you to have a nice dash

i want you to have the freedom to create the space here that you want to have

if you don’t want to unfollow, but want something tagged, just send an ask

i have anon on for a reason 

that’s all sweet honeychildren

(Source: astillsoftershade, via robiningravens)

morgrana:

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

(via robiningravens)

doctorangel:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no

(via not-feeling-the--aster)

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

“tumblr needs its own island!!! xDD”

(via not-feeling-the--aster)